Category: Joke Board
I was still waiting for my friend at our previously agreed rendezvous point. What the hell was keeping him? I didn't feel right standing in front of a bar, seeing as I was too young to go in and have a drink while I waited. Plus, he had been on time for everything before. Perhaps he had gotten into some kind of trouble? Such things had been known to happen.
And then I saw him coming around the corner, face flushed, smiling widely. "What the hell kept you," I demanded of him.
"You're not going to believe this, man." he replied. "On the way here, I took a short cut that crosses the train tracks. Well when I got there, I found the perfect woman. She was tied to the train tracks. I released her and we had sex in every position imaginable!"
Intrigued, I pressed him further. "Really? She let you do stuff your ex never let you do?"
"Hell yeah!" he exclaimed. "We did anal and everything!"
"Did she give you a blowjob?" I asked, for I knew that had been a problem in his previous relationship.
"Oh, no. I never found her head." he said.
Dude, that's sick, and yet, funny.
I did not expect that at all!
Ha Ha!
Eeeeeuuuuuu!
That was crazy. He had sex with a dead body lol haha!